Who is “More” Better?
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We as adults can sure see some of the vast differences in our boys and girls, but wait till you hear what actual boys and girls see as their differences that they feel make them “more” better…
I always knew that boys and girls were different, but was dumbfounded to read Bringing up Boys by Dr. James Dobson and learn about the in-depth physical phenomena that occurs only in boys–wont be getting into that today. In this book too, there is a very brave and outspoken nine-year old girl who aims to settle the score between boys and girls and sent in to Dr. Dobson (Focus on the Family President at the time) a list of why girls are better than boys. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
GIRLS ARE MORE BETTER THAN BOYS (written in her own wording and typos)
- girls chew gum with their mouths closed
- girls have better hand writing
- girls sing better
- girls are more talented
- girls can do their hair better
- girls cover their mouths when they sneeze
- girls don’t pick their nose
- girls go to the bathroom politely (What is that about?)
- girls learn faster
- girls are more kinder to animals
- girls don’t smell as bad (I like that she added “as much”)
- girls are more smarter
- girls get more things what they want
- girls don’t let stinkers as much
- girls are more quieter (She hasn’t met me)
- girls don’t get as durty
- girls are cleaner
- girls are more attractive
- girls don’t each as much
- girls walk more politely
- girls aren’t as strict
- girls sit more politely
- girls are more creative
- girls look better than boys
- girls comb their hair better
- girls shave more
- girls put on deoderant on more often
- girls don’t have as much bodyordor
- girls don’t want their hair messed up
- girls like to get more tan
- girls have more manners
It’s rebuttal time…
After hearing what this young girl had written and gotten published in Focus on the Family’s monthly newsletter, there was a backlash from people who thought this was unfair that only one side (girls) was allowed to write such things. To even the score, Dr. Dobson welcomed boys to submit their opinion of girls and this was a summary of what he accumulated.
WHY BOYS ARE MORE BETTER THAN GIRLS (written in their own wording and typos)
- Boys can sit in front of a scary movie and not close their eyes once
- Boys don’t have to sit down every time they go
- Boys don’t get embarrassed easily
- Boys can go to the bathroom in the woods (or on the side of the car on emergencies 🙂
- Boys can climb trees better
- Boys can hang on their stomachs on fast rides
- Boys don’t worry about “diet-this” and “diet-that”
- Boys are better tractor drivers than girls
- Boys rite better than girls (ha ha ha how ironic)
- Boys can build better forts than girls
- Boys can take pain better than girls
- Boys are way more cooler
- Boys have less fits
- Boys don’t waste their life at the mall
- Boys aren’t afraid of reptiels
- Boys shave more than girls (refer to girls #26)
- Boys don’t do all those wiggaly movnets when they walk
- Boys don’t scratch
- Boys don’t brade another’s hair
- Boys aren’t smart alickes
- Boys don’t cry and feel sorry when they kill a fly
- Boys don’t use as mutch deoderent
- Boys were created first
- Boys learn to make funny noises with their armpits faster
- Boys can tie better knots–specially girls pony tails
- Boys get to blow up more stuff
- Without boys there would be no babies
- Boys eat with a lot of heart (tell me about it)
- Boys don’t WINE
- Boys hum best
- Boys are proud of their odor
- Boys don’t cry over a broken nail
- Boys don’t need to ask for directions
- Boys aren’t clichish
- Boys don’t hog the phone
- Boys aren’t shopacholics (I can’t argue with this one)
- Boys bait their own hook when they fish
- Boys don’t hang panty hose all over the bathroom
- Boys don’t wake up with bad hair (my son’s hair looks like Elvis when he wakes up)
- Boys don’t take two million years to get ready
- Boys couldn’t care less about Barby
- Boys don’t have to have 21 pairs of shoes, three for every day of the week!!!
- Boys don’t put a tub of makeup on all the time
- Boys don’t care if their noses aren’t perfect
- Boys respect everything and everyone including GIRLS! (how chivalrous)
Exert was derived from Dr. James Dobson’s book Bringing up Boys
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Great Post I love this! Having one of each I will say my Girl is a lot harder than my Boy ever was. at least at this point but I’m pretty much up the creek with both My son says he Pre Teen and my daughter is 3 going on 15! LOL
Oh no don’t tell me that I was hoping for my next one to be a girl and my husband is already freaked out about having a girl since he is a high school teacher and works with them. I guess do mature faster than boys?
As a mother of a two-year-old, reading number 29 on the boys list made me laugh. Boys don’t wine??? That must happen later in life. My little man was great about not whining until his baby brother was born. Then, he saw that crying resulted in affection … so, now he ‘fake’ cries and whines to get his way (Not that I give in, but he still does it.)
Great Post!
Thank you so much for stopping by Amy. You know I have a soon to be 3 year old and I do hear what you are saying because he too can get a little “babyish” when he notices the baby getting more attention anything from whinning to “hey look at me!”. Boys are fun aren’t they? And good for you “not giving in” it’s tough for me sometimes. Keep it up mommy!