Tag Archives: kids say the darnest things

My little nature boy

22 May

He loves his ant

He loves it not

boys and trees

spraying the ants on trees

I’m getting Rocco ready in the bathroom and Rockford walks in with an ant on his finger.

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Friday Funnies: Funny Sayings by Rockford

2 Sep

Funny camping sayings

This kid says the darndest things

boys walking by the beach

Only a boy named Rockford...

 
 
As we are in the borderline getting ready to cross to the United States I ask Rockford, “Rockford if the border patrol agent asks you where you were born what are you going to say?” He answers from the backseat with certainty, “In Mama’s belly!”

Friday Funnies: Funny Sayings by Rockford

19 Aug

Funny thinking

According to Rockford

little boy thinking
Hmm,the way I see it…
 
Get the job done mama
 
I am getting ready doing my make up in the bathroom when Rockford walks in.
 
Rockford:  “Are you ready Mama?”
Me: “No, I’m not done doing my make up.”
Rockford: “Let me see.”  (Examines my face as if witnessing unfishined work) “Oh, yeah you’re not.”
 
…What is that suppose to mean?

Friday Funnies: Funny Sayings by Rockford

12 Aug

He likes to correct

Funny way of saying things

kids playing on a race car

"Not like that Rocco!"

While at the zoo we are watching a show. At the end of the show they release about a dozen birds over us.

Me: “Look Rockford! Look at all those birds!”

RF: “Those aren’t birds Mama. Those are parrots.”

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Friday Funnies: Funny Sayings by Rockford

5 Aug

More Funny Sayings

Rockford the law enforcer

 
 
 
Little boys in firetruck

"trying" to play nice

 Bathroom Patrol

While trying to get Rockford in the bathtub he resisted and belted out, “I’m gonna throw you in jail!”

Me: “On what grounds?”

RF: “On really big ones!”

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Friday Funnies: Funny Sayings by Rockford

29 Jul

More Ramblings

Funny conversations with a toddler

park day for mom and son
Listening to his chats
Rockford recalls a story
 
“Mama remember when my arm hurt and you took me to the doctor and he gave me a funny picture (X-ray) of it and I laughed at him?”

Friday Funnies: Daddy and Rockford

15 Jul

Daddy Moments

Conversations with Rockford

Father and son

Just the two of us

 
Here are some funny and interesting conversations Mommy has overheard Daddy have with Rockford. 
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