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I turn to look at Rockford and see him picking his nose.

Me: “What are you doing? Why are you picking your nose?”

Rockford: “I want to see what’s in there.”

Fair enough.

Rockford Loves Rockford

I was showing Rockford different pictures from my Facebook profile.

Me: “Rockford which picture do you like best?”

Rockford: “This one…cause I’m in it”

I guess the fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree.

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Not a pig 

At the library last week I read a book to Rockford about a little pig that did a lot of activities. At the end, the book says “Piggy does a lot of activities like you”. So I tell Rockford, “See he’s like you Rockford!” Rockford quickly turns to me with a frown and says, “I’m not a pig!”

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Let me choose for you

Rockford is playing with his cars and approaches me to play with him.

Rockford: “Which one do you wanna be?” (holding three cars in his hand)

Me: “Mater“

Rockford: “No, those are mine, pick another one.”

Me: “Lightning McQueen”

Rockford: “No, those are mine, you can be this green one.”

Really? Why doesn’t he just give me the one he doesn’t want and we can move on quicker.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again

I walk into the living room and see Rockford fidgeting with his cars trying to hook his tow truck (Mater) to another car (Lightning McQueen). He sees me and starts this monologue.

Rockford: “I’m working Mama. I’m trying to work this, but I’m not doing homework, but I’m trying to do this, but it’s hard, but I’m trying.”

 HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!!!

THANKS FOR STOPPING BY! 

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