More Funny Sayings
Rockford the law enforcer
"trying" to play nice
Bathroom Patrol
While trying to get Rockford in the bathtub he resisted and belted out, “I’m gonna throw you in jail!”
Me: “On what grounds?”
RF: “On really big ones!”
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Safety Patrol
So the other day I am driving and come to a Stop sign and I stop and start driving off when I hear Rockford from the backseat, “Mama it says stop, you gotta stop!”
Me: “It’s a stop sign not a red light, I don’t stay there.”
…Can’t really get away with much with this one.
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Grocery Patrol
While at the grocery store…
RF: “Mama can I have some crackers?”
ME: “Sure, here you go.”
RF: “Oh thank you, but we have to pay for them first before I open it.”
…So he doesn’t get this from me because I usually open everything and hand the cashier the wrapper.
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Song Patrol
Rockford walks into the bathroom where Daddy and Mommy were getting ready for church. He walks in singing “He’s got the world in his hands…” Then rallies us to join him, “Come on everyone sing along with me!” So Daddy and I join him in singing. Mama decides to add her own accents and starts singing, “He’s got the whoooooooooooooooole world…” to which Rockford immediately interjects with, “What are you doing?”
Me: “I’m taking it to the bridge.”
RF: “No, no you don’t sing that!”
…Geez, I was just getting into my groove.
HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!!!
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