Friday Funnies: Funny Sayings by Rockford

5 Aug

More Funny Sayings

Rockford the law enforcer

 
 
 
Little boys in firetruck

"trying" to play nice

 Bathroom Patrol

While trying to get Rockford in the bathtub he resisted and belted out, “I’m gonna throw you in jail!”

Me: “On what grounds?”

RF: “On really big ones!”

Breakfast patrol
 
Rockford: “Mama Rocco ate my breakfast!”
Me: “Well you weren’t eating it and he’s a little hungry caterpillar.”
RF: “I’m gonna throw him in jail!”
Me: “That’s not nice.”
RF: “Yes, it’s very nice!”
 

*****

 

Safety Patrol

So the other day I am driving and come to a Stop sign and I stop and start driving off when I hear Rockford from the backseat, “Mama it says stop, you gotta stop!”

Me: “It’s a stop sign not a red light, I don’t stay there.”

…Can’t really get away with much with this one.

 

 *****

 

Grocery Patrol

While at the grocery store…

RF: “Mama can I have some crackers?”

ME: “Sure, here you go.”

RF: “Oh thank you, but we have to pay for them first before I open it.”

…So he doesn’t get this from me because I usually open everything and hand the cashier the wrapper. 

 

*****

 

Song Patrol

Rockford walks into the bathroom where Daddy and Mommy were getting ready for church. He walks in singing “He’s got the world in his hands…” Then rallies us to join him, “Come on everyone sing along with me!” So Daddy and I join him in singing. Mama decides to add her own accents and starts singing, “He’s got the whoooooooooooooooole world…” to which Rockford immediately interjects with, “What are you doing?”

Me: “I’m taking it to the bridge.”

RF: “No, no you don’t sing that!”

…Geez, I was just getting into my groove.

 

HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!!! 

NOW GO REPOST, RETWEET, REBLOG, or LEAVE A COMMENT HERE TO ENTER THE CUSTOM MADE BAG SWEEPSTAKES!!!
 SEE RULES AT
WINNER TO BE ANNOUNCED MONDAY AUG. 15TH
 

 

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: